- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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