Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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