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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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