- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

an american walks out of a strip club.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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