What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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smell the vitamin C

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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