What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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