- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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