Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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