a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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