- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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