- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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