Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Who wants water? I do.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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