A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Face...the other white meat!

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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richard is fag

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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