- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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