Bitch

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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haha

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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