Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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