- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Massie is a fatass

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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