Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What's just not right? Left

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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