- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Women's professional sports

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

belly button

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??