What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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