- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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