- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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