- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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