What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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