Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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roses are red poo is poo

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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