- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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