Jesus Christ

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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