Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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