What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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