- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How old are you? 7

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