- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

dallen loves penis

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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