- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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