- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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