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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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