- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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