Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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