Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Hello.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

you will like this because i am black.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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