Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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