what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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This is an anti-joke.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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