Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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