- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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