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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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