- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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