Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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The american education system.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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