- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

13 =B you just learned something

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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