why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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