- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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