- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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