- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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