- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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