if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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