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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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