- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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