- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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