A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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