My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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