Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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