Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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