- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A baby seal walks into a club.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Female Orgasms

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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