I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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