- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How old are you? 7

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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