A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

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