Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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