- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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