Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A house comes around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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