2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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