- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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