- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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