- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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