If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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