- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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