what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Anti Joke

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