Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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