Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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i'm hard

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Anti Joke

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