A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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