What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Phew... it's gone.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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