want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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