Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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God is real.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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