Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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