Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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womens rights

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

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