What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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