a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Anti Joke

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