Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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