- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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