Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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