knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

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