- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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