A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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