What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock Goodbye

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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