is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Chicken

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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