- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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