- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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