How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

you give like i give lomain

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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