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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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