- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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