- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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