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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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