Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How you know when dislextic

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Anti Joke

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