- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Pickle

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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