This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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