What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What does? 42

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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stinky boner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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