- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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