- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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