what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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