What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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These Jokes suck.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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