- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Cancer

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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