- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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