- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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