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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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