Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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My mom

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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like if your cool

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Read a Book.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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