- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The child was fired from his job.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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