what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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