- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

John lazzaro likes dick

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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