Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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