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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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