Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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