- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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