- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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