Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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