- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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