- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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