Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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