- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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