what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Whats 1+1? window!

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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