- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock Come in

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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