- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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