- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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