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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Chris is hairy

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Fat? Jesse Z

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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