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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Cripples are lame.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

time to spruce up!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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