- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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