Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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