- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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