- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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