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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats cold and frozen? ice

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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