Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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