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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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