Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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