what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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