What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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SEX

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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