Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A man goes to the potty.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why do fat people commit suicide

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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