What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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