- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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