If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

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