What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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eh

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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