- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Micheal Curran...that is all.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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