Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Gustavo Andrade

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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