- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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