- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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