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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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