- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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