- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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