- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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