There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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american idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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