- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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