What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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