- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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