- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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