bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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