ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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