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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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