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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

you know whats not funny white boards.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

YOU

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...