- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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