- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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