- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

the lemon was sweet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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