What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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