- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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