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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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