Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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God is real.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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