- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

God is real.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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