why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The New York Giants

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A pope meets another one

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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