- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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