What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Anti Joke

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