What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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