What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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