- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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