- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Cripples are lame.

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Who wants water? I do.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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