A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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