- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

There's my tractor.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??