- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Cripples are lame.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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