- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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