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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what did one computer say to the other .........

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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