- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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