What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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