- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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