- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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