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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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