- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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