Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why? Because.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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