Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A penis walks into a bar..

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Where's my baby??

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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