-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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