Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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