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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your girlfriend.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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