Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

123 f*ck off

whats green and lives in the water

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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