What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A hill billy went fishing

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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