- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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