there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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