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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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