what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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XD Jackass.

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