- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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