- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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