- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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