What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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My cat just died.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

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