I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Albert your flies undone.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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