- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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