- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Communism hehe xd

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The New York Giants

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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