- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Matt is a Duster!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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