- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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